So I went for a swim this morning and my thoughts strayed to that scene in Hackers where Angelina Jolie tells Johnny Lee Miller there is an olympic-size swimming pool on the roof of their school. She was lying (the crafty minx) and when he emerges on the roof, the door slams shut behind him and doesn't open from the outside.

There were five or six students already out on the roof and you're telling me that not one of them thought "Oh, I'll wait by the door in case someone else comes through". Nope! They all just stand at the wall of the roof like goons admiring the New York skyline. The first guy who fell foul of this jape has watched six other students come through that door. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU DUMB SMURF!

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So, let's share idiotic moments in film.