Let's Play Final Fantasy VII Steam HD Graphics Mod

[Psychotic]

Wandering around the dreamy and breezy heights of Mount Corel, the gang finds themselves encountering a metric ton of angry birds that all want to kiss them. We also fall through some train tracks to get treasure and steal it from some (different) baby birds too. At the end of our long trek, we arrive in Barret's hometown North Corel! Haaeeey baaaeeeby!!

[McLovin']

Cloud: time's are tough...we're taking the treasure

Barrett: Haaeeey!! Baaeeby!

hahahhaaha what the hell

[Spooniest]

All aboard! We're going to sail across the sea from Junon to Costa Del Sol. The assorted members of the party do their best to pass as sailors but Barret really knocks it out of the park in his sexy outfit. Trouble brews when the Sephiroth - Jenova tag team emerges for the first time, however! Still, Costa del Sol is a lovely and welcoming place, where Hojo tans on the beach and Yuffie gets a job.

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Whoever made this unholy abomination should have to play Final Fantasy I on the MSX for the rest of their life (shudder)

[Bubba]

You were right, Psy. Fight central!

I always liked when Barret did his whole "Haaeeey!! Baaeeby" thing. He's normally this big, tough guy swearing all over the place and suddenly he shows his fatherly side. I can't believe you took the treasure though It's only 10 Phoenix Downs. You pick those smurfers up all over the place!

Gold Saucer next!

[Ayen]

Aerith was so disappointed in me when I took the treasure. I felt like a straight up prick.

[Aerith's Knight]

Aerith was so disappointed in me when I took the treasure. I felt like a straight up prick.

Which heartless soul would take them, then kill their mother!?

Not like you need 10 phoenix downs, unless you really stink at the game.

[Bubba]

Which heartless soul would take them, then kill their mother!?

Exactly!

Now the mother is unable to provide for her young who will most likely starve to death being at such a young age. But don't worry, at least you got your smurfing treasure...

[Psychotic]

Right, let's get to the Gold Saucer! Barret's still got the hump but Cloud, the girls and his magical talking lion dog creature don't care 'cause Super Dunk is in the offing! A random fortune telling robot cat thing named Cait Sith joins the party because, um, reasons. Some atrocious chocobo racing, fierce g-biking, random Mog Housing, so-so beat 'em upping and none too shabby Speed Squaring later, the disappointingly pale Dio emerges.

[Shauna]

Pink + White = YELLOW? I think Mag has been unfaithful to poor Mog.

I had fun. We asked for it, and we got it!

Also I have never done half the things here, so it was a learning video for me.

[Aerith's Knight]

One of my favorite pastimes as a child...

Why am I not surprised?

[Psychotic]

Oh god Barret what the hell are all of these murders you committed?! Great, now we're stuck in the big house. I say big house, it's actually a desert hellhole and a lovely fellow has decided to follow us around giggling. Luckily if we win a bird race all is forgiven, but first Barret needs a showdown with his old friend Dyne. Can Barret win the boss battle against Dyne solo? He bloody better!

[Ayen]

Y-you're telling me that -hiccup- a bunch of freedom fighters with material and trout can't break out of a desert prison? -hiccup- That is bulltrout! ONE OF THEM HAVE A GUN FOR AN ARM! A SMURFING GUN MAN! I-if a person sees a huge black man coming at them with a gun for a hand they'd be backing the smurf up!

-falls over-

[Shauna]

I could never find my way out of Corel when I played the first time.

Hours spent wandering around, talking to everyone again and agan... I don't know why I had so much trouble.


EDIT: WHY DID YOU USE THE ELIXIR MAN YOU'LL REGRET IT

[Spooniest]

Y-you're telling me that -hiccup- a bunch of freedom fighters with material and trout can't break out of a desert prison? -hiccup- That is bulltrout! ONE OF THEM HAVE A GUN FOR AN ARM! A SMURFING GUN MAN! I-if a person sees a huge black man coming at them with a gun for a hand they'd be backing the smurf up!

-falls over-

It's sad, really, but this is what excessive amounts of Final Fantasy does to someone.

[Ayen]

I could never find my way out of Corel when I played the first time.

Hours spent wandering around, talking to everyone again and agan... I don't know why I had so much trouble.


EDIT: WHY DID YOU USE THE ELIXIR MAN YOU'LL REGRET IT

Corel gets me every time. It's my least favorite part of the game. That and the 1 on 1 fights. Well, until I figured out the obvious "Poison is strong against humans." lingo.

I love poison.