"Yer a Wizard Harry!"

[Bubba]

God they're such a major snooze fest.

Don't your family all sleep in one room?!

*raucous laughter from the Slytherins*

I did recently buy a new set of all the books because i abused my old copies to death.

For a well-organised book, death is but the next great adventure

"STILL WAITING ON THAT WATER, HARRY!"

Sorry but Seamus tried to turn it into wine yesterday. He actually managed a weak tea before...

Have you read the books though Noxy?

A book is not something to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Words are not etched on the pages, to be perused by an invader. A book is is a complex and many-layered thing.

*Citation needed*

And she got me a Snape's wand replica for my last birthday. I left it in the UK accidentally though and I wish I'd picked it up

The wand chooses the country, Miss Fury. I think we can expect terrible things from you, Miss Fury. TERRIBLE yes... but terrible.

Sorry to hear about your wand.

Miss Fury's wand causes devastation with the simplest spells. We'll be sending Electroshock Therapy to the hospital wing in a matchbox.

I can finish book 7 in 2 days easily.

Don't read book seven, whatever you do!
Limericks forever you'll speak, it's true
Though it's better than book 4
which you'll read for evermore
Tricky when you're desperate for a pooh

I've now been sorted into Ravenclaw. I feel conflicted!

Yes, you were particularly difficult to place. But I stand by what I said last year: Your flatulence levels are off the chart.