Which Deathly Hallows would you choose?

[Colonel Angus]

Would be cool if we could get back some of our greatest minds like Tesla to finish their work.

I'm pretty sure they're still making music.

The book was pretty clear that the resurrection stone was terrible and brought nothing but misery to the brother who used it.

I didn't know there were black guys in Harry Potter.

[LunarWeaver]

I definitely want a zombie army, so the stone. I would do everything I could to try and make the Z apocalypse finally happen like I know you all secretly want. Is that how it works? It's been a while. Just give me the wand, whatever. I'll get killed for its power, but not before I kill lots of other people first!

[Quindiana Jones]

Invisibility Cloak, easy. I'd go around tripping up children and not get hated for it. Perfect world, right there.

[Bubba]

I would choose the invisibility cloak but never put it to use. Such an item is far too dangerous and I couldn't risk using it and having it fall into the wrong hands. I would buy a top-of-the-line safe and keep it locked in there for ever.

Obviously this doesn't apply on Thursdays though where I'd just sit under it in the locker room of a female-only gym.

[Madame Adequate]

It'd depend on whether the wand came with magical knowledge as well. I mean, if so, that's the one I'd take - it would be the most powerful single artifact in the history of our world as well as the Wizarding one. If it doesn't, it's just a wand, I guess I could sell it to a theater or something? So then I'd take the cloak.

I could see powerful uses for the stone if it lets you summon anyone dead or command the dead to reply to your questions and stuff, but I don't recall if it can do either.

Cloak is most reliable, obviously.