-I bet you do know how to howl like a werewolf. Probably from all your time spent hanging out with Summer, huh, Bran Stark?
-Okay, it's a large library, set in a large castle, set in the wizarding world. With THOUSANDS of books on magical trout. And you're telling me they only have ONE book about werewolves? What's wrong? Wizard education budget cuts?
-Spongify, music streaming for wizards
-"Hermione probably has a mint condition copy of this book. Where else would she have learned all this information about werewolves?" Plot twist, she's the one who currently has it checked out.
-I know how to get that present down! Someone get a broom....