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    The guy in that portrait clearly having the same problems 90% of men have when trying to grow a beard.

    Head hair? Brown. Beard hair? Ginger.

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    PART EIGHT

    Ah man, I am so very very very late.


    This is why you’ve got to be on time kids – Snape will end up stealing your class

    What a twist! What are you doing here, oh greasy one?


    Ill? More like SABOTAGED! I know your ploys, Snape.

    Oh well. Maybe it won’t be so bad. I mean, Snape is one dark wizard, probably got lots to teach us. Bring it on!


    Oh, I see.

    So, not actually teaching anyone anything. Just kicking the kids out of the class so he can… What? Plan new ways to torture Neville Longbottom? Well fine. Self-study is always successful.

    Anyway, let’s plan our study time.


    Of course you can, dear. Man, this was such a stupid addition, I am still mad about it.


    Ahahaha, such sass.

    So our brave scholars make their way to the library so they can learn all about the fun of werewolves.


    Or we can just get someone else to do all the legwork, whatever

    The game wrenches control from me and drops me right in front of Madame Pince.

    So! Give us the goods, woman, we need to finish up this stupid quest.


    Why the HECK did you just let the Monster Book of Monsters loose? Why? What kind of librarian are you!?


    I thought you already knew all there was to know about werewolves HERMIONE

    I guess this is going to be our tedious task du jour. I am… so excited right now.

    Party time…

    Here are the fun highlights of the first steps of my quest.


    mmm spongy


    I have never seen this mechanic before. So innovative.


    Level up! Gotta have some positivity here.

    After performing Flipendo on many stacks of books, I find a page.


    Conveniently held in a chest!

    Handy.

    As always, we have some battles to attend to. With all three of my members in play! Nothing can stop me now!

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    Not even you, kind of smiling snail!



    The true evil of the library – MOULD!!!

    Dispatched easily, I promise! I am good at this game!!!

    Gotta press on, I’ve got to get more pages of this stupid book. Why would there be only one of these books? Why?


    Same old, same old


    That’s now two pages!

    Okay, that’s a silly thought. There’s often only one copy of a book in a library. But why don’t these guys have their own books?


    Numero tres

    Hermione probably has a mint condish copy of this book they’re looking for. Where else would she have read all about werewolves? Why is this necessary?


    I will destroy you Monster Book of Monsters


    AND THEN I DID BOOYAH

    Any excuse for a stupid fetch quest, right?


    Page 4

    I get it, they’ve got to fill the game with something. But it’s just the same something over and over again. And it’s not even very interesting something.


    Number 5 is alive

    I just… Ugh.

    How many more pages do I have to find?


    Oh.

    God damn. This ain’t no book, this is a pamphlet.


    REPARO

    What next, a minigame about werewolves?


    Alternatively…

    So.
    Let me get this clear.
    Hermione is going to write up the essay for Snape on behalf of everyone.
    Hermione, who already knew everything about werewolves.
    So why.
    WHY.
    Did we have to do all this? It just makes… no sense. I can’t-


    GOOD QUESTION SNAPE


    This is stalling? Jesus Christ.


    Here I am! I had all this research just ready to go.

    Professor Snape. I bequeath to you, a short pamphlet on werewolves.


    Excellent. I like to hit the bare minimum standard.

    And so another riveting class comes to an end.

    But first, a quickfire round of stupid questions!


    Maybe not so stupid from Harry.

    And your retort, Hermione?


    THIS DOES NOTHING TO CALM MY RAGE

    Ron, do you have any input?



    Haha *laugh freeze frame*

    To the common room. Again. Such short… days…? Idk

    But what’s this?!


    A present? For me?

    If it’s for Harry why the HELL is it just hanging around in the main common room for anyone to frickin’ steal?


    Actual… what? WHAT?

    Are you kidding me, Harry? I cannot. My life. Do you even.


    Thank you Hermione. You have made my tears stronger.

    So they actually do a magic. Idiots.


    And it is a broomstick? SAY IT AIN’T SO!

    I mean, it was clearly a broom the entire time, which is why I’m not surprised the rest of the Gryffindors didn’t try to get their paws on it.

    But regardless! It’s a FIREBOLT!! The greatest racing broom of all time! Ain’t nothing weird about this appearing from nowhere.


    Why you gotta be this Hermione

    Being a responsible and reasonable human being!? Why does this only show up when they fancy it?


    Uh… why?

    No really. Why? I got a cool new broom, let’s go talk to Hagrid. SURE THING YO.


    Haha, Hermione – you JOKER

    Next time I guess we’re going to Hagrid. I’m sure this journey will take several years too, so don’t wait up.

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    God damn I will finish this I promise I have like EVERYTHING ready to go I just need to actually post things

    please remind me to not be funny in a few weeks time

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    man i can't wait for your next post in august 2020

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    -I bet you do know how to howl like a werewolf. Probably from all your time spent hanging out with Summer, huh, Bran Stark?
    -Okay, it's a large library, set in a large castle, set in the wizarding world. With THOUSANDS of books on magical trout. And you're telling me they only have ONE book about werewolves? What's wrong? Wizard education budget cuts?
    -Spongify, music streaming for wizards
    -"Hermione probably has a mint condition copy of this book. Where else would she have learned all this information about werewolves?" Plot twist, she's the one who currently has it checked out.
    -I know how to get that present down! Someone get a broom....

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    I just realised itís almost two-and-a-half years since Alan Rickman passed away

    Itís also worth pointing out that he was very much alive when this LP started.

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    Wow bubba

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    You can
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    Wow bubba
    ...all you like. If you had finished this LP in 2015 then (SPOILER)it would have had zero effect on the unfortunate passing of a thespian legend

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    Exactly all you've done is make us all sad

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