Would you kiss Iceglow if every time you did so someone, somewhere, had a perfect lif

[Madame Adequate]

e from that point forwards?

[escobert]

No! Then I would have to hear a long winded speech about about only god knows what by him.

[Night Fury]

I mean kissing isn't a big deal, so if it could give someone a perfect life then maybe. But of course, I'd never hear the end from him about how I kissed him because I couldn't resist his cockney charm or something so really someone else would be getting a perfect life, but my life and my reputation would be shattered. So..... Erm... Probably not.

[Jessweeee♪]

only if those perfect lives could go to kittens

[Ayen]

If it meant I'd have a perfect life then sure, but others?

Screw them.

[Shorty]

No. Find your own happiness, somebodies.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I would kiss Iceglow if every time I did, someone, somewhere, had a miserable life from that point forward.

[Sephex]

[Bubba]

Only if I could choose who would get the perfect life. I would probably go down on him if that was the case.

[Mirage]

Only if my identity was kept secret. Even from Iceglow.

[Quindiana Jones]

I would kiss him 7 billion times.

[Fynn]

Ew, no.

[blackmage_nuke]

I'd cut off his lips and create an oscillating face mask with his lips on them, then attach that to my face. If it oscillates at around 50hz I should have kissed him enough times to give everyone the perfect life within 5 years though really I just want to get my perfect life so presumably when the perfect life selector chooses me I will receive a sign and not have to wear it any more, unless Im super use to it by then and dont mind keeping it on for a few more years so everyone can have a perfect life.

[Sephex]

I'd cut off his lips and create an oscillating face mask with his lips on them, then attach that to my face. If it oscillates at around 50hz I should have kissed him enough times to give everyone the perfect life within 5 years though really I just want to get my perfect life so presumably when the perfect life selector chooses me I will receive a sign and not have to wear it any more, unless Im super use to it by then and dont mind keeping it on for a few more years so everyone can have a perfect life.

Oscillating Lips would be an amazing name for a metal band.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Sure. Steve's a good guy. Some man lovin' for the betterment of humanity isn't a bad deal.

Plus, I assume, if he's kissing he's not talking.