EoFF Island

[Psychotic]

The Psychotic Fun Time Amusement Park and the Psychotic Moderately Less Fun Time Abbatoir would be the same thing. Unsuspecting EoFF members would be lured to the amusement park, ride on the ghost train and think "ho ho, look at those fake saw blades, they're not scary at all!" and long story short if you want a Kalevala hot dog or a Sephex pie I can sell them for an unreasonable price.

[CimminyCricket]

I would just show up and have a good time at this point. Keep up the good work.

[Spooniest]

Matt and I will run 7th Heaven pub.

Of course the Scots run the alcohol room.

Can I put out a tip jar and play piano man

[MissH]

I want to run Angelo's breeding centre where we breed to cutest dogs on the planet and there are rooms full of puppies where people can visit when they feel sad.

[Laddy]

Laddy's Corgi Delivery Service. They deliver mail in the cutest way possible.

[Loony BoB]

Methinks I'd probably hang out in Matt'n'Shauna's pub when not just chilling out around town with friends.

[Sephex]

Finally, a place where I can open "The Sephex Safe Sex Porn Palace."

[Shauna]

Methinks I'd probably hang out in Matt'n'Shauna's pub

Of course!

It'll be the place where everyone knows your name.

[Bubba]

I'll run the amusement park and charge an absolute fortune for everything in it.

Attractions will include

- Bubblivion
- The Big Bubba
- Cannonbubba
- Thunderbubba
- It's a Small, Small Penis

[Spooniest]

Methinks I'd probably hang out in Matt'n'Shauna's pub when not just chilling out around town with friends.

So what do you want to hear

[Loony BoB]

My friends, mostly. Not that I mind live music, but in the end I prefer it to be kinda background stuff. Having said that, I was out last night in a bar in Edinburgh and they had some full jazz band playing Cab Calloway's The Hi De Ho Man and it was awesome.

[Spooniest]

I've always said that if people are happy talking, let them talk

An entertainer is supposed to make people happy

[Shauna]

7th Heaven will also be the sort of place that your bartenders know your drink, and once we clock you coming in, have it ready for you as soon as you get to the bar.

Also the pub quiz will be 100% nerdtastic, so that we might actually have a chance of winning.

[Loony BoB]

7th Heaven will also be the sort of place that your bartenders know your drink, and once we clock you coming in, have it ready for you as soon as you get to the bar.

Well, it's not hard for me, but I can think of people who spend a good 15 minutes perusing the cocktail menu that it might not work so well for.

[Freya]

I'd run the local movie theater. We'd play new movies and old movies! We'd marathon certain movie series and sometimes air tv show premieres! Heck if it's popular enough we'd show every week a certain show. And we'd have a bunch of couches inside and a little cafe like area with more seating outside in the lobby. That way you can chill out and discuss whatever you just saw without interrupting the next group of movie goers!

Freya's Fantastic Film Emporium.