EoFF Island

[Spooniest]

I would sell musical instruments in a shop on the square in Truce Village, on the north side of the island

(Can we call it Truce Village pleeeeeez)

And I would also give music lessons

[Shauna]

7th Heaven will also be the sort of place that your bartenders know your drink, and once we clock you coming in, have it ready for you as soon as you get to the bar.

Well, it's not hard for me, but I can think of people who spend a good 15 minutes perusing the cocktail menu that it might not work so well for.

If they don't have a regular drink, then they get nothing.



Until they make a decision.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Since this is the fantasy island, and I've always wanted to be a black smith, I'll run the blacksmith shop making the blade weapons and armor.

I could also be the gunsmith, but I think I'll need help running both armories.

I could see the gocart ring being my thing. Drinking and carting would require lots of waivers, cause I'm not getting sued for all my gil when you morons crash into each other and go up in a gasoline and vodka fireball.

[Shorty]

This is an island in intentional waters, there are no regulations for waivers

[Spooniest]

This is an island in intentional waters, there are no regulations for waivers

No king, no king! Lalalala

[noxious.sunshine]

I'd have a beach side taco joint with a full bar... Serving up all teh tacos, elotes, esquites and tortas

And I will play nothing but Selena and Cumbia and Duranguense music.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This is an island in intentional waters, there are no regulations for waivers

Then that means no lawsuits!

I guess I'll be visiting lots of my customers in the burn ward.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

With my unlimited money that I so clearly have, I'm going to run a horror theme park. The theme will change every year. Maybe one year I will build a recreation of Silent Hill. Maybe one year it will be a zombie apocalypse. Perhaps one year I will just refuse to tell people what the theme is, and in the end I'd put people down and endless hallway and do a recreation of FFXIII. The possibilities are endless.

[blackmage_nuke]

We should use it as a goal for eoffers to aspire to in order to keep them complacent so we can later harvest their organs.

[Kalevala]

The Psychotic Fun Time Amusement Park and the Psychotic Moderately Less Fun Time Abbatoir would be the same thing. Unsuspecting EoFF members would be lured to the amusement park, ride on the ghost train and think "ho ho, look at those fake saw blades, they're not scary at all!" and long story short if you want a Kalevala hot dog or a Sephex pie I can sell them for an unreasonable price.

Are your Kalevalas free range? Fair trade? Free trade? Organic?

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Will this island have a chocobo breeding ranch with 3000+ vacancies? That way I don't have to leave any of my babies.

[Aerith's Knight]

I call the "Dr. Gast's only slightly evil laboratory" building.

I will install giant speakers so everyone can hear me laugh evilly.

..but only slightly.

[Christmas]

We need a lot of toilet. Because a lot of members are walking piece of trout and need to be flushed down on sight.