Oh get a room, you two
Damn!
We intend to, as soon as I get back from my semester in Japan.
True, but a thread based on discussing the sexiness of fictional animated characters was always going to end up weird. It could be weirder.
Actually, maybe it couldn't get much weirder.
Before we derail this thread with information about mine and Carnelian's plans in the bedroom, what do you guys think is the sexist Final Fantasy Summon?
Obvious points for Shiva, who always appears in various states of undress. But what about Siren? or Ultima?
If you want to discuss the sexiest FF summon, make a new thread!
This one is about the unequivocal sexiness of the Dancing Cactuar.
It's sexiest Final Fantasy character, actually, but regardless, that topic warrants its own discussion thread. Particularly as this thread is not really a discussion on sexiest Final Fantasy characters, and is just a fun joke topic for our Daily Poll Forum.
When you think about it, though, very few summons are conventionally sexy. There's Shiva and Siren (and Ultima) on the female side and... Nothing on the male side, unless you're really into muscle.
The only correct answer, in this thread, for sexiest summon, is Doomtrain. Duh.
But seriously, though, if you want to actually talk about sexy summons... It is definitely a discussion on its own.
Doom train is like the only thing that doesn't come off as creepy, honestly. I mean, half the summons are horses of some kind
No wait! There's also like Alexander. Sexy holy light pillars, mmm
Fran and Balthier are in appropriately sexy.
Kuja. There's something about his elegance and theatrical manner of speech that makes him almost alluring in a way.
I always thought FFX Rikku was mad cute but she's like 15 and I'm not anymore. Lulu still is gorgeous, though.
Reno and Rude are pretty sexy together. Sort of smug, semi-professionals? Hot.
FFVII Cloud. I like him as a smug, slightly-goofy trout-talker.
Lightning had potential but she was too shabbily written.
I found it creepy how clearly sexualised Rikku was in Final Fantasy X.
She's obviously supposed to be an object of desire (remember that bit when she takes off her wetsuit thingy?), which is just messed up, considering that she's meant to be 15 years old.