The End

The plan is simple:

  • Disguise as a cop and climb up through the unscrewed vent
  • Make my way through the ventilation system and up onto the roof
  • Dodge the spotlights on the roof and make it to the edge
  • Use a rope made out of tied together sheets and rappel down the wall
  • Make my way through the prison grounds to the generator room
  • Break through the generator room wall with a fork and switch off the generator
  • While the generator is off, use my home made clippers to cut through the electric fence before the power turns back on
  • Use a shovel to dig under the walls and make my escape

Did I say simple? Well, whoever said breaking out of Lonny Bob's nightmare sex dungeon was going to be easy?

Also it's Day 15 because I truly smurfed up and put the real vent cover back instead of the fake one, meaning I needed a screwdriver to open it up. Which is fine, I have two. ...except they were both in the smurfing vent at the time. So it took a couple of days before anyone was selling a new one. Yes, I am dumb xD

Remember, all or nothing. Escape or game over. No second chances.


Alright, this is definitely going to be the last one of these. So long, Shauna, I will miss your pure hatred.


Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it or would you just quote Eminem?


Right, time to blow this two bit popsicle stand! Loony BoB, there is no cage that can hold me!


Once more I slip on the blue Guard Uniform. Somehow it has pockets big enough to hold a shovel and a pick axe. Oh, and a chicken leg. Because, y'know. Chicken.


On top of the world! Or the prison roof. Same thing, really, when you think about it. The spotlight work is surprisingly sloppy and it's easy to slip past them.


Bungee! Alley oop! I mean look I know I'm just going off like one or two stories with a rope made of sheets but come on, this is action right here.


And he sticks the landing


smurf you looney bob, Freedom City USA here I come!


I think I'll be glad if I never see another plastic fork again.


Ha! Take that, random prison wall! Can't derail the escape train, baby! ...wait, what's that light coming this way?


Oh Officer Freya what a pleasure how nice it is to see you oh this gaping hole in the wall no don't mind that it's one of those optical illusion pieces of artwork that makes it look like there's a hole when really there's not see knock knock solid wall ha ha ha yes well you better get going I hear the rest of us totally real and legitimate guards are going to make Bubba fight ToriJ in the library and you wouldn't want to miss that no ma'am you're welcome for the tip me oh I'm not into fighting I just want to enjoy the wonders of this piece of art well you have a great evening now bye bye... forever

Smooth. As. Silk.


In and out quicker than a spambot baby!


Just like Jurassic Park! Without the dinosaurs, I guess. And Jeff Goldblum.


Nom nom nom time for donuts. Gotta get my power levels up if I'm going to make this dig, yo!


Through the fence! Just the wall to go now. This has been easy. A little too easy. It can't all go horribly tits up now, can it?


The shovel bites into the dirt hard. Looks like I won't need my back up emergency spoons. Which is a phrase I never normally get to say, because I frequently need my back up emergency spoons.


I'm going deeper underground! There's too much panic in this town.


Pockets full o' dirt. But that's okay, they're TARDIS pockets.


One more shovelful. Just one more. Here I come, world, you son of a bitch...


here I come!