Do It Yourself

[Shorty]

it's not that I enjoy assembling furniture, I just tend to get competitive with the poorly written/sketched IKEA instructions and it becomes a battle of wills to the death

This is what drives myself and Matt to fallings out during home improvement. So much animosity.

I'd like to speak to the jerks in charge of writing those instructions so that I can get them fired. It's like they don't actually want us to assemble their furniture!