Like, oh God. You wouldn't believe the amount of deliberation he had in making his introduction post. Let me just give you a snippet of the conversation we had on Facebook:

"How do I introduce myself?"
"So, how do I start a new thread in Wonder Square?"
"How much have you talked about me?"
"Should I include that you're my boyfriend in my introduction, do you think?"
"Ah, I don't know how to begin! What should I call the thread?"
"Would you care to look over my proposed introduction post? I'll message it to you"
"Okay! Posting now, I'm calling the thread 'A newbie introduces himself'. How's that, you think?"

I'm actually impressed he put so much thought into one post. He so wanted to impress my 'forum friends'. How adorable!

Also, welcome, and all that. Though I think we're already intimately acquainted with one another.