Sephex: It was not by my hands that I am once again given presents. I was called here by members who wish to say to me happy birthday.

Me: Happy Birthday!?! You steal men's words and turn them into puns.

Sephex: Perhaps the same could be said of all members...

Me: Your puns are as empty as your soul. But I guess mankind still needs a birthday such as yours.

Sephex: What is a birthday? A miserable little pile of cake. But enough talk! Have at you!


Happy birthday.