Originally Posted by Pumpkin
Cutest Couple
So couples are cute, right? Sure they are. Just like celebrity couples all those youths seem to like. So let's compare these couples with totally hip and happening Hollywood couples.
Bubba & MissH are Ashton Kutcher and January Jones because I imagine living with Bubba is something like this:
Dat Matt & Shauna are Madonna and Vanilla Ice (in that order). Classy as smurf
Denmark & Jinx are Aaron Carter and Lindsay Lohan. A hip, with it couple. No drama here, folks. Stable. Marriage.
Formalhaut & Mr. Carnelian are Danielle Fishel and Lance Bass. I'm not sure which is who though.
Mirage & starlet are Will Smith and Tyra Banks because I didn't know that was ever a thing?
Mister Adequate & Pike are Neil Patrick Harris and Christine Taylor. Clearly in it for the long haul.
Night Fury & Pheesh are Christina Applegate and Brad Pitt. So beautiful!
Psychotic & Shorty are Matthew McConaughey. Kind of a "how did that happen?"
Pumpkin & sharkythesharkdogg are Julia Roberts and Matthew Perry because I really like Matthew Perry and if I was Julia Roberts I could fit in to literally any dress I wanted
Anywho, I didn't fact check any of these. I'm not really up to date with current celeb gossip. But I mean, there's no way random clickbait-y sites would lie about this stuff, right?
32. MLT win a Ciddie for the First time
RSL.................................1
BlasterDarkRen......................1
Fox.................................1
FFNut...............................6
Gruntace101.........................6
Which means
Vyk.................................8
Mr. Carnelian......................12
Lol my first defeat. First off I'd like to congratulate Mr. Carnelian on the win! I would have voted for him too if he wasn't my compitition. Congratulations sir!
I thought that was Matthew McConaughey with a cardboard cutout of Sandra Bullock as Miss Congeniality and I was like "yeah that's about right"
30.Cutest Couple
Night Fury & Pheesh................0
RSL & RSL’s Ushanka................1
Formalhaut & Mr. Carnelian.........2
Mirage & Starlet...................2
Mister Adequate & Pike.............4
Bubba & MissH......................5
Dat Matt & Shauna..................5
Denmark & Jinx.....................5
Which means
Psychotic & Shorty.................5
Pumpkin & sharkythesharkdogg.......7
Oh wow that's awesome guys but me and sharky just broke up
haha just kidding, can you imagine
congrats to the two of you for being adorbz
You toyed with my emotions
Congrats shion and sharky!
Back! Again, good thing I took advantage of that break.
Congrats Pumpkin and Sharky! You two are the cutest.
I'm pleased that me and Mr. Carny got two votes though; thanks whoever those people are!
Things went exactly as expectedMirage & starlet are Will Smith and Tyra Banks because I didn't know that was ever a thing?Thats ok, next summer!
GRATS SHARKY AND PUMPKIN
Congrats
Oh wow that's awesome guys but me and sharky just broke up*Impression of Pumpkin's face as she's writing this*
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