Sorry to be late w/ this, there's been a lot going on this past week.

But anyway, we would love it if you guys could pick your top 5 favorite speeches and PM them to me. I'll give each one a point value (5 for your favorite, down to 1 for your 5th favorite). After I get all the votes, I'll total up the points & will name the best speech of the 2015 Beach Party Bingo Ciddies!




Please have your top 5 in by Friday, July 17th (your local time)! Once it's the 18th everywhere, I'll tally up the score & post the winner! Here's a convenient list of all the speeches:

50. MLT Have a Summer Romance
49. MLT Go on a Bro(ad) Trip
48. MLT Forget to Wear Sunscreen & Get Sunburn
47. MLT Wear the Most Revealing Swimsuit Possible
46. MLT Stay Inside & Play Video Games
45. MLT Be Rejected @ Customs
44. MLT Wear Socks & Sandals
43. MLT Be Adventurous & Try the Local Cuisine
42. MLT Have a Cold, Wintery Vacation
41. MLT Get Arrested While Abroad
40. MLT Start a Petition to Get DQVII Localized
39. MLT Not Vote Because of Heavensward
38. MLT Buy Every DLC Song for Theatrhythm
37. MLT Have the Biggest Nerdgasm After the FFVII Remake Announcement
36. MLT Be Waiting in Line for KHIII
35. MLT Get a Moogle Hug
34. MLT Be Forever Trapped in a Visitor Message Conversation
33. MLT Get Banned
32. MLT Win a Ciddie for the First Time
31. MLT Be Next Staffer (note: Award-chan's baka assistant forgot to post this speech)
Quote Originally Posted by Pumpkin
I think this is a good speech for me to take because I am a staffer, and therefore I have insight as to who we will or won't be hiring. Now I hate to break this to you buuuuuuuut... the answer is none of you. None of you have what it takes to be staffer!


Bubba

Bubba is a musician and therefore a Diva. This is true 100% of the time. We don't need any Diva's in staff! Now get out of my face, and don't forget my green M&Ms!


Formalhaut

Remember that time he left us for like a year? Because staff does. Staff never forgets. Just because you have school and friends and a boyfriend and a life or whatever doesn't mean you can spend time away from the forum. A good staff member would know that.

metagloria

Weird obsession with hypellos.

Mirage

We can't very well hire a mirage guys, they're just optical illusions.

sharkythesharkdogg

Old Man Winter. If you don't know what I'm talking about, count yourself lucky. Very very lucky. We'll never be clean again.

ToriJ

He said Final Fantasy IX was good, but he did not say it was the greatest game of all time. We just can't have our staffers being wrong on such a basic concept.

Vyk

He'd probably quit staff because it wasn't engaging enough for his picky tastes. He'd probably give us a 4/10 and our self esteem just couldn't handle that.


So as you can see, none of these people are suited to be staffers. None of them. They're all really bad choices and all of you should feel ashamed and wrong and terrible for nominating them. You're all bad people and none of you have what it takes to be EoFF's Next Staffer.


Vote Pumpkin best staffer 2015

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