Originally Posted by
Colonel Angus
My god, some people are just nerds! Final Fantasy this! Final Fantasy that! Why don't they take Final Fantasy and get a room! These people are all likely to get Super Smash Bros. for the Wii U or Nintendo 3DS, whether they have the system or not, just because Cloud Strife is going to be available. What the Final Heaven is wrong with you people? These are our nerdminees:
Bubba- This guy has a four month old son to raise and all he's worried about raising are chocobos! It's been 20 years and he's still trying to get the Gold Chocobo. I'm sure he'll give it up to play as his hero in Smash.
Colonel Angus- This nerd has never owned a Smash game, yet probably wants one now for Cloud. VII isn't even his favorite Final Fantasy. He should just save his lunch money for the Fran DLC instead. In fact, he should save his lunch money anyway, his pants are getting a little tight around the waist.
Crop- Crop'll crap away all his earnings just to get a Cloud. He'll sell his PS4 to get a Wii U (only to have to sell something else to get the PS4 back when FFVII HD Remake comes out). He might as well skip all that and perform as a Clown at children's birthday parties on the weekends to make the Wii U money.
Loony BoB- Can't be arsed, playing Final Fantasy XIV.
Sephex- Will he get Smashed for Cloud's appearance?
Sephiroth- Wants it just to kill Cloud.
Skyblade- One of the biggest Final Fantasy fans on Eyeson, Skyblade is probably camping out waiting for Cloud's arrival, not realizing that he's downloaded content. But he will be first when the Cloud amiibo comes out.