Unfortunately, Award Claus could not accept my picture speech of various male appendages so I'll have to whip up this alternative at the last second.
It is clearly a special honour to be nominated for this category let alone win it. All of these boys and girls are ridiculously amazing in her own right. Even if you aren't one of the nominees, the fact that you are here reading and participating, we all make this place special. We are greater than the sum of our parts. Whoever comes out on top in this category I'm sure will fully deserve it. I'm also sure that whoever it is, they will be the first to admit this is a family. A very special and unique family where we are all equal.
I found this place nearly five years ago and it is very dear to me. I love all you guys and gals. Bubba signing out.
...oh crap, I'm funniest member. Better end on a joke. Erm...
Why did the dwarf laugh when he played soccer?
BECAUSE THE GRASS TICKLES HIS TESTICLES.