Celebrate Festivus
For those of you who don't know, Festivus is a holiday created for the rest of us who have a great disdain for the overbearing commercialism, forced family get togethers, and tiring decorating that goes with Christmas. Unlike Christmas (and it's Jewish counterpart Hanukkah), Festivus doesn't have any religious connotations. It's just an aluminum pole, some airing of grievances, and to end it, The Feats of Strength.
Those who nominated for this Ciddie all fall under this category. Quite frankly, we're all too busy/poor/cheap to go out and buy presents for everyone who's ever spent a moment of their lives in our lives. We'd rather send Uncle Leo a "Happy Hanukkah" text than sit next to him for eight nights straight while listening to stories about Cousin Jeffrey's job. I swear, if I hear about the Parks Department one more time, I'm going to put that old geezer in a Figure Four Leglock.
Here are the nominees for most likely to celebrate Festivus:
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Colonel Angus
Pike
Pheesh
Mister Adequate
Shorty
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