Quote Originally Posted by Ayen View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian View Post
No, the ACTUAL horrifying truth is that you (yes, you, the one reading this) are the only real person on this forum. The rest of us are just advanced chatbots, designed to make this all appear real. It's an experiment run by the lizard people, on behalf of their sinister overlord, Grover.
Grover is always watching you...
I suspected as much. You guys were too cheery. Too kind. Very suspicious.
Well, you've only gone and done it now, haven't you? Now you've revealed that you know about the experiment, Grover will signal to the lizard army to begin the invasion of Earth!

Assuming that you're the real Ayen of course, and not a robot replicant planted by the lizard people to allay suspicions. For all you know, you could just be programmed to THINK you're the real Ayen...