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    Default What would you do if you found a box of kittens at your door?

    What the title says.

    Id take em in. Wash em. And hope to god they have a safe happy life

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    I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

    I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.

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    Pet them

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    Collapse from the adorable-ness. Frolick with the lovely kittens. Become one with them.

    Sensibly though, I'd probably keep them safe indoors and call an animal charity for advice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

    I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
    I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens

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    I think Smitzy would try to murder them so I'd have be bloody careful. I'd probably lock them in the bathroom so she can't get to them, and then call the appropriate group to come and collect them (SPCA? I dunno).
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

    I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
    I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens
    Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

    If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to them. Best for all involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
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    I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

    I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
    I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens
    Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

    If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to
    them. Best for all involved.
    Id say that was cruel. But it was probably a better option. Oh well. I didnt mean to make this thread into a serious thing. It was just supposed to be a wee joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Galuf View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba View Post
    I'm not sure you're supposed to wash kittens, are you?

    I would hope there was a return address and just send them back.
    I dont know really. But i was going off when we had to wash the kittens to try and get the fleas off them. It didnt work but doesnt mean it wouldnt work with the box kittens
    Ahh, you see you never mentioned in your original post that these kittens had fleas.

    If they had fleas I would probably just set fire to
    them. Best for all involved.
    Id say that was cruel. But it was probably a better option. Oh well. I didnt mean to make this thread into a serious thing. It was just supposed to be a wee joke
    Erm... I was joking about setting fire to them?

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    My mom would go insane with joy and we would take them in, feed and groom and bathe them and stuff, pet them forever, and then utterly fail when it came time to hand them over to a shelter so they could be adopted out, and we would suddenly have like five more cats.

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    How many are there? I would love them and keep them if it was just a few. If it was like 7, I'd love them and try to give them away to friends so I knew they had good homes and keep a few. MEOW!

    BF can't say to no more kitties if they are left at our door! They're already here, Dalton, we can't throw them out. KITTIES

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    I hope you're not beating yourself up about those kittens again, Galuf. :3

    Anyway they would go straight to an animal rehousing place because Matt is incredibly allergic to cats.

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    Name them all KING ROBERT. And then maybe eat them.

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    Well tbh i got the idea of this thread because: i was playing destiny with my friends and it seems i kept mentioning kittens. One time i died because a box behind me and my friend was like "uh oh did you get killed by a box of kittens". Then it became a joke that everytime we died it was because of my box of kittens. And our objective was to open the chest and that saves the kittens. Then we made a clan called the box of kittens. So yeah.

    Also no shauna im not. Im just trying to have a wee fun

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    That kinda happend to me 13 years ago, they are both very happy sleeping away the day.

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