My inner child is out whenever I am NOT dealing with the following people:

-Department of Jerks (whoops) Work and Pensions
-Employers who leech off my hardworking selfless attitude but DONT put me on a permanent contract
-The TV News Media/British Tabloids who I swear would beam negative crap directly into my brain if they could
-Rigid, judgmental people everywhere and anywhere

Otherwise I am like this: