Here are some of the other rumours that have been flying around today......

Mwee hee hee! You know that stuffy princess, Ashe? The one who says she'll show her melons for a vote or two? You'll never guess! The snobby so-and-so only stuffs her bra - and get this, she does it with flans!

I know this 'cause I was a waiter at a royal banquet last week - hey, an octopus has to make a living somehow, okay? - and one flopped its angry little face out. See for yourself! Uwee hee hee... jiggly!

Aww man, it's awful. Have you heard about Laguna?

A former sexual partner revealed that he enjoys being slapped in the nuts with a frozen fish just before he climaxes!
Mwee hee hee! Wanna know why Aerith has such a long staff, kid? I'll tell ya, it's 'cause Zack's Buster Sword ain't as big as he'd like to have us believe! It's more like a Chicken Knife if ya know what I mean - what a chump!
Well well well... have you heard about Zack Fair?

Apparently he didn't actually die. He supposedly took on a new identity, moved to Wutai and formed progressive acoustic folk duo called Mongs in Sarongs.
Aww man, did you hear about Cloud Strife?

There's a huge rumour going around that he perms his leg hairs.
I heard Ashe's skirt is made of plastic. That belt is just for show - the skirt doesn't go up because it's actually stiff.
You know, it's a shambles that Jecht was ever considered a star Blitzball player. I hear he injects Behemoth snot which helps him buff up! What's even worse, I don't even think he's ever been to Zanarkand! The nerve of him to lie to me like that!
hey.. psst..

wanna know what rumours i heard about Sephiroth?

i heard that his hair isnt even real.. it are all extensions.. and that he is actually a ginger..
ill bet he even uses make-up to cover his freckles