My mum and Dad stayed together and were very much in love, however they both struggled finding work and as a result we grew up very poor. This made me resent my parents relationship and as a result I became belligerent to women in general. Through primary school I was very athletic and popular, but had no interest in any artistic subjects such as music. I also would get into a large amount of physical fights on the playground which resulted in a few suspensions.

In High School I had numerous girlfriends, many of whom I cheated on, but still I remained one of the more popular boys in school. I became the best player on my local club's under 16's football team and decided I wanted to make it as a professional sports player. I stopped paying attention to my school work and was only interested in attending house parties on weekends and practicing football the rest of the time. Eventually it paid off and I was scouted by a local youth development team.

I played for a year in the under 20's team before a bad collision left me with both a torn ACL and MCL. While I was able to get surgery and recover most of my mobility, my explosiveness and agility were severely affected and so my chances of making an official team were squashed. With no high school graduation to fall back on I was forced to work a slew of retail jobs, and any profit I made went toward buying drinks and caps on weekends. Unbeknown to me, I've actually got two girls pregnant in my lifetime, but both were never able to get in contact with me again and the pregnancies were terminated. I am currently thinking about getting the necessary certificates to get work up in the mines of northern Western Australia.

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