Your best pick up line?

[Vasher]

Never used "pick up" lines.

A couple I've heard;

"Girl, you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day".

"You must be wearing mirror pants, because I can totally see myself in them".



In HS, a workout buddy and I would "holla" at girls as they walked by. Not being serious, of course, just to be "goofy". We'd say stuff like "hey, have you seen my new hair cut?" *pointing at hair, bisep flex*. "Check out my new shoes" *pointing at shoes, tricep flex*. As offensive as it is, we'd get the most giggles from "Do you have any Irish in you?", followed by "you want some?". Horrible.



I can't recall a girl having attempted a "pick up" line. First gf in HS just came over to me in class, grabbed my butt, and introduced herself. Most common in passing was a simple "I don't normally do this, but..." and offer their number.

[Mr. Carnelian]

Well after I get to know the person and I decide I like them romantically, I usually go in with

"I like you, would you like to date?"

So far it has 100% accuracy

Same. Used it on Formy, worked like a charm.

I only ever actually heard a pick-up line used in real life once, and I can't remember what it was. This gorgeous guy came up to me at this SU Club night and used some kind of line. I was wearing a polo shirt and a stripy jumper (it was cold on the way over, and I didn't have enough change for the cloakroom), so he must have been really into nerdy looking guys, I guess. I only heard a couple of words over the music, but it was DEFINTELY a pick-up line. He grabbed my butt. This all gave me a massive ego-boost, I've got to say. Of course, I was already going out with Formy at this point, so I politely declined. He nodded, looked a bit disappointed - which was also VERY gratifying to my self esteem - and moved away.

[Quindiana Jones]

The pet insurance one and Alan Davies'.