I was going to use this exchange from another fan to describe the series:
Quote Originally Posted by kingofnames
If you don;t think Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the most bat trout-insane story of all time then you're wrong.

I'm at the point where the half velociraptor reincarnation of a 100 year old psychic British Vampire is investigating a 14 year old girl who is trying to rip Jesus's heart out of the president of the United State's body by seducing his lesbian wife.
Quote Originally Posted by wheelbarrowisfast
for the record, everything about this sentence is pretty much true