KAREN'S RADIO BROADCAST FOR THE CIDDIES!
Regina: Like, what even is this Ciddies thing and why wasn't I nominated?
Cady: Oh... I think it's a nerd thing.
Regina: Right.... Gross. So why am I talking about it?
Karen: Ummmm I wanted you all to discuss the nominees for the award "MLT Get The Perfect Wavy Beach Hair".
Gretchen: So fetch!
Regina: ......
Karen: First up is Freya!
She already has wonderful curls!
Cady: Yeah her hair is really big and has a lot of body, but it's not very wavy though...
Gretchen: It looks like my hair in the summer of '02 when my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel-
Regina: Gretchen! No. We do not need a story, okay. Look, this is boring me. I don't like the look of this hairstyle. WHO IS NEXT?
Karen: Next is Fynn! He has a wonderful head of hair don't you think.
Regina: Yes. If you're auditioning for
That 70's Show.
Gretchen: I like it! It's kind of fetch with the beard and everything!
Regina: .....
Cady: As far as a guys hair goes, this is pretty nice! I like it!
Regina: Urgh, nerd losers. NEXT.
Karen: Next up is Night Fury! She has some really long black hair with a slight ombre in the bottom!
Regina: Boring. She's trying to be a goth and cool, I don't like it. And her bangs are too long. Probably hiding a monobrow.
Cady: Wow that was pretty harsh.
Regina: It's all about blonde, blonde, blonde Cady.
Gretchen: Yeah.... uhhh, Regina is right, nobody likes black hair it's too goth and nerd. You definitely can't wear black hair at the beach it's a no no.
Karen: So..... next?
Regina: Please.
Karen: Next, we actually have Night Fury's boyfriend, Pheesh! And he's Australian too so he like must live in a beach house and surf and stuff...
Regina: SHOW ME.
Gretchen: Let me see!
Regina: KAREN. He is not a surfer, look at him, he's a typical band kid. Surprise surprise, black hair. How original. I'll give him a little... the combover is quite cute....
Cady: Yeah he suits that look!
Regina: Shame that look belongs in the 1940's. Vintage isn't always good, right Cady?
Cady: Urgh yeah....
Karen: Okay, next up we have Zeldy. She has a fierce undercut!
Regina: Wow. More goths. Who would have thought this would happen on a NERD SHOW.
Cady: Regina, stop being so brutal, seriously. Her hair is awesome and would look amazing waved up on the beach.
Regina: Fine! I'm saying nothing else!
Gretchen: I like the hair, it's fetch. Maybe I should shave a portion too. Should I shave my left side or my right side?
Karen: Definitely not the back because that can make your brain fall out...
Regina: Isn't there one more?
Karen: Oh yeah! It's Psychotic.... but, he doesn't really.... he hasn't really got hair..... I don't understand?
Cady: Yeah is this a joke nominee?
Gretchen: Maybe it's a highbrow hipster joke?
Regina: .....
Karen: Regina?
Regina: Oh my God.
Gretchen: Are you alright?
Regina: This man.... his hair... it's perfect. He's perfect. Do we have his number?
Cady: You're kidding right?
Regina: Am I ever not serious? Please. This man is the winner by a clear margin! Can I present him with the crown?!?!?!
Karen: Sure, if he wins!
Karen: AND THE WINNER OF THE MOST PERFECT BEACH HAIRSTYLE AWARD IS - OH! AND THE WINNER OF MOST LIKELY TO HAVE THE MOST PERFECT BEACH WAVES, LIKE, EVER - IS..........
Fynn
Originally Posted by Night Fury
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