Oh when it's summertime and and we pass out awards in June
And there's flirting around, and we just wanna say "Get a room!"
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
One of the couples will soon be winning a Ciddie
(Under the boardwalk) there'll be two baldin' dudes
(Under the boardwalk) two big EoEo 'tudes
(Under the boardwalk) ever think of the jerk hole?
(Under the boardwalk) Wolf Canoe weeaboo central!
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!
Now we all voted for the the sweetest lovers around
At least none of these noms are something rude "& Daniel Towns"
Under the boardwalk down by the sea
Very soon two of these lucky folks will be holding their Ciddie
(Under the boardwalk) the forum's two biggest clowns
(Under the boardwalk) the forum's ACTUAL two biggest clowns
(Under the boardwalk) the Dragon King and his loyal subjects
(Under the boardwalk) animation love that is suspect
Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!