Originally Posted by
Night Fury
Now this is a story all about how
Their lives got flipped turned upside down
So if you could just give me a minute
And pull up a chair
I'll tell you all about the Veterans, and how they got there!
Over in Wales he was born and raised
On the farmyard was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all cuddling some sheep all night all after school
Then a couple of lambs they were up to no good
Started troutting all over the neighbaaaaahood
He got in a couple of scuffles and his parents got scared
And that's how CROP came to be on the forums, yeah!
And then came Karifean with his piles and piles of games
He could have filled a suitcase, it's all the same
He sat down next to Crop and asked "yo what's a wicket?"
Crop had no idea, but he said; "Come on let's kick it!"
Along came maybee she's off the level bad
She loved that Final Fantasy, don't treat 8 like trash
So she came to the forums and was welcomed by Pike
"Hmm, this might be alright."
But wait here's DA FURY OF DA NIGHT
Is this the type of place that this girl would find a life?
I don't think she knew
That it would be so sweet
I hope they're prepared for an editorial treat!
Another plane landed and out jumped a Canadian
There was a dude who looked so tough and this place would be his stadium
He came with his straight talk
And his big Vivi22 walk
He rose up so quick and he scored in his new gymnasium
He whistles for a cab and when it came near
He saw that the license plate was fine and usual and nothing untoward about it.
If anything he could say this was common and fine
But he thought better of such things and merely introduced himself
– "Hi, I'm Wolf Kanno!"
They pulled up to the forum bout 7 or 8
And they waved to each other
"Yeah I'll be the winner!"
They looked down at the Kingdom
As they stood on the steps.
But only one could be throned as the Gnarliest Vet.