How to be Queen
by Cersei Lannister
Allow me to be frank. Public speaking was never my forte. So why I've been asked to create a speech for 'Kindest Dude/ette' is beyond me. Westeros does not know me for public speaking, nor does it know me for being 'kind'.
Being nice is just a roundabout of getting what you want. So you want that new video game... You'll probably be nice to someone to loan you some money. Your niceness will be rewarded with what you wanted. See?
Do you think I became Queen of Westoros by being kind? Please.
I obviously calculated and plotted my every move and made sure that I was always going to come out on top.
I think if you haven't made the running for this award, you should be thankful. Because it means that like me, you're an enormous
- but it means you're feared. With fear comes power.
Who's trembling at the knee over this set of nominees?
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Ahh, yes, there goes a tumbleweed for the silence. I do suppose though, if I were going to be kind and nice, there are a few things I would certainly do.
I would smile.
I would pay a compliment.
I would offer advice to those who need it.
I would offer a listening ear too...
You see, we can all be nice. But being kind won't get your arse sat firmly on the Iron Throne like mine.
So, my advice to you all if you'd like to be Queen...
Be an enormous
.
Um, Cersei, what the smurf is this? You're supposed to be writing a speech that uplifts and makes people feel good...
*swoon*
I mean, if I were to write about being kind I'd probably pay
sincere compliments to those who are up for the award. They've all obviously shown that they're a light in the darkness and have been a comfort to those who need them.
*double swoon*
Not everyone is like you, not everyone lives on power alone. Some of us have honour and respect for others... Kindess can be the greatest gift, Cersei.
Be like me, be kind folks!
*swit swoon*
Originally Posted by Night Fury
How to be Queen
