Dear Santa,

I feel like I can call you Santa because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a sleigh ride. I know I can't give as much as you but I think you'd be impressed with my generosity. I love your beard, you gift fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real jolly time!