mah story

Hey guys. My name is Noctis. Some people like to take 1-3 letters off the end of my name when they talk to me because simple nicknames are the best.


These are my brothers from other mothers. This is my sweet ride.


This is Cindy. She leaves a great first impression.


This is her paw paw, Cid. Good looks run in the family, I guess.


Cindy is clearly impressed with me. Okay maybe not. So I'm going on a journey to be more impressive to Cindy.


I need to be more like my boy Ignis Cena. Can you see him?


lol there he is that suave bastard


So basically I'm a badass, in case you hadn't guessed. This is me being a badass. Ramuh thought it was proper cool.


These stupid idiots are my most common enemy. It's not only easy to sneak up behind them, but I keep a photographer nearby to take shots so we can lol about it later. Dat lighting. Prompto is like a walking gopro.


He also go this picture of Gladio about to make use of his absurdly heavy fly swatter.


Cats like me. I'm great with animals.


We eat epic meals on our journey.


Here's our epic cook. lol what a derp.


Okay srs here's another shot of him. He looks more regal than anyone I know and I'm in a royal family what the crap.


I also beat up a lot of machines.


Before.


After.


Sometimes we even fight pretty things in front of pretty backgrounds, and they're kinda hard but not too hard.


There are lots of cute plants in Lucis. My kingdom, btw.


Cute birds, too.


Speaking of cute birds...


This is my waifu and I wuv her.


This is her brother and the reason that we can not be. Well okay actually it's some other chick but I don't have photos of her because Prompto was never in the same place as her ever.


So sometimes we meet other ladyfriends that aren't quite ladyfriends. She called me prettyboy but it wasn't pretty how quickly she wiped the floor with my butt.


But it's cool she fights alongside us sometimes. You don't wanna be in front of these guys when they get brutal.


This is my walking gopro. He has a strange growth coming out of the side of his head but we try not to talk about it.


There were a lot of obstacles on our journey. Most of them looked something like this.


But with the power of love and friendship we conquered them all.


Sometimes this ghost lady pops up in our photos. She can turn into a badass summon lady. Here she is watching us beat up an Adamantoise and NOT HELPING EVEN ONCE.


It's cool we managed. We're cool like that.


We even finally managed to impress Cindy enough to have her hang out with us while we borrowed their caravan.


I also saved the world, I guess. Look! They even gave me a certificate to prove that I saved the world. I understand not many people in Lucis have one of these.


So I guess that meant there wasn't anything left to do. Later folks. The sun is setting on this adventure.