Originally Posted by Fynn
Relm: Hi, everyone! So I've heard there's a Ciddie for Best Artist being awarded here! As the best artist in the world, I graciously accept the- what's that? You haven't even nominated me!? How in the- oh, I understand now! You knew that I would win without question, so instead you asked me to hoest this quaint little ceremony. Well then, of course! I'd be happy to help!
Let's take a look at our nominees, then, shall we? I've taken the liberty of sampling some images from my studio, so that we all know what we're dealing with here.
FYNN
Now, what do we have here... A self-portrait? Wow. You do realize people's faces have noses, right? How would you keep those glasses from falling off your face?
HARMONIXER
Up next, we have a plushie! Let's see here...
!!!
I want one!
LYNDIS HIGHWIND
Nice pencilwork! Though I prefer the brush myself. This blond man reminds me of someone I know...
MIDORISA
Ah, few people can capture my inner beauty so perfectly! You did an excellent job. What's that you're saying? That's not me? Oh, you're so silly sometimes. Of course that's me.
MYST KNIGHT
Here's a nice, relaxed picture of some lady I don't know. Good for her, I guess? The picture is still nice to look at, though.
PETE FOR PRESIDENT
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Get. Out.
THEKEYBASHKEY
It's a portrait of that boy from that game they didn't want me in! Ugh! Oh, the picture is very pretty, don't get me wrong. But it's hard to be objective when it gets this personal!
Relm: So those were our nominees! I have to say, even I was impressed by the level of skill and passion that went into the works of these artists. You nominated them, and now you've voted for who you like best. So may the best artist win!
(I actually mean second best, because only I can be the best, but that's a given, really)
