Originally Posted by Bubba
Being a man of the Night's Watch is a noble calling. Depressing as f**k, but noble. I mean, it's freezing for one. Nobody goes to The Wall for the weather, unless they're a huge fan of Christmas... and what's more festive than 365 days of snow a year? Nothing... except maybe Sam Tarly dressed as Santa sh*tting out baubles whilst singing Jingle Bells.
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Some people are yet to meet the right person, the timing isn't right or simply it is just their choice. That's the thing, it should at least be your choice. I'm already freezing my bollocks off waiting to be horribly killed by the undead... the least you can offer me is a nice warm body to poke in the night.
Will I take the Nights Watch oath? Stick your oath up your f**king arse. Oh wait, you can't even do that because it would constitute anal sex. Smurf the Night's Watch, seriously. The only "sword in the dark" I want is my own fleshy one... ideally in an attractive woman.
