Pineapple on Pizza

[Fox]

If I owned a pizza restaurant I would escort anyone who tried this off the premises. In the business world, dignity is more important than money. Well, it's not, but it's still important.

You should add this to your bucket list.

Open a restaurant just so you can escort someone out.

"But if I'm not allowed to eat pineapple, why do you even have the option? You could just keep it off the menu!"
"...and miss this​?"