Weird things you've eaten

[Colonel Angus]

I knew a kid in primary school who ate crayons. He said the black ones tasted the best.

They say once you go black, you never go back.

Like, I am an almost 26-year-old woman who will occasionally lick things out of curiosity. Like, please don't tell me you've never seen some object and been like, "I wonder what that tastes like."

Protip: Do not taste Nintendo Switch cartridges.