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    Many years have passed since the town of EOFF truly felt safe. Once, it was protected by The Lettuce League, a group of heroes sworn to uphold justice. Now, the Lettuce League are gone. Sub Boy became Sub Man and began to protect another town. The robot K.I.S.H.I. hasn't been heard from in years. Leeza had a litter of kittens. The others are missing. Rumors have it that only one man stayed to fight crime. Sometimes, in an hour of greatest need, he would appear. Sandwich Man, the leader of the league himself, along with his trusted steed Loony BoB, still saved the city. But Sandwich Man is only one man, and the city is full of crime.

    Okay, maybe he chose to dance his way to the zoo

    On this day, a young man chose to take a trip to the zoo.


    Did those animals just ask me for help?

    As he was casually strolling along, he suddenly heard a cry for help.


    MWAHAHAHAHA

    A neer' do-weller is up to no good!


    ZOOOOOOOOM

    Sandwich Man flies in to save the day!


    Muh head!

    But what's this? This stranger is stronger than she appears.

    If only C|_out were still here to clout this pumpkin

    "You can't win, Sandwich Man. You've stayed too long, and grown too old. This city is no longer yours to protect. We've grown strong in your absence, and now, I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

    Is this the end of our hero? Has sandwich man eaten his last sandwich? Stayed tuned to see what happens!
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    it has been so long

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    The sad fall of Sandwich Man.

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    I think the last one was before I became a CK in... 2007? It felt awkward making them with me as a member, and Christmas was making stuff at the time.

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    I wish I knew what this was about but maybe I can be part of the next sandwich man adventure...if he makes it out alive.
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    SAMMICH BEAM!

    Sandwich Man isn't out of this fight yet.


    The horror!

    A Tragedy! The neer' do-weller reflected the beam onto our innocent girl!


    Things are looking grim

    "Now it's the end of you, Sandwich Man!"


    Not on my trip to the zoo!

    Our brave zoo-stroller was never one to sit by in a fight. He jumps in and saves Sandwich Man!


    A sad day

    The heroes mourn the loss of the civilian as the bad guy gets away.


    The beginnings

    "She's right, you know. I've protected this city for a long time, and now it is no longer mine to protect. It needs new heroes. New bravery to stand up for justice! Heroes like you."


    Farewell, brave mustache

    Sandwich Man creates his last sandwich. The Ultimate Sandwich. Within, it holds all his powers. All our new hero would need to defend the city.


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    He sacrificed the 'stache to do it.

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    Tastes like oldbie

    Our brave young man eats the Ultimate Sandwich.


    A new hero is born

    The Ultimate Sandwich has transformed him into a new superhero!


    Wark!

    "Loony BoB is yours. Now ride, chase down that villain who is harming the city!"


    Who are these dastardly neer do'wellers?

    Meanwhile, at the bad guys secret hideout:
    "I have failed you, master. Sandwich Man and a new interloper has interfered with your plans."


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    I have no idea what is going on but I'm enjoying it

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    No one will find them in this taco shop

    Unknown to the neer do-weller, Tonberry Sandwich followed her to the secret lair.


    I'm commander Sephex and this is my favorite Taco Shop on the citadel!

    He comes across a lookout set to guard the place...


    A delicious discovery

    ...and makes his very first sandwich!


    A gaggle of do-gooders!

    In the very next room our hero makes a surprising discovery.

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    Maybe I like being in a cage!

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    I hope Sandwich Man enjoys his retirement, which I assume he will spend by eating sandwiches.

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    His days were long, adventures full of glory, and stories unforgettable.

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