I'm going to call out a little bit Pudgy Bird/Fat Moogle because he's a good guy, and he has a sense of humor. I think he'll chuckle. This still legit made me lol. Paraphrased, but close enough.

Pudgy after playing DOA a bit: "This game isn't half bad. It feels really smooth, and the fighting is fast. Some of these stages have crazy interact-able segments and the moves interact with the environment too."

Sharky: "Yeah, it's actually a really solid fighting game. It's underappreciated in that area because most people write it off as nothing but fanservice."

Pudgy: "Fanservice because of Ninja Gaiden?"

Sharky: "No....Fanservice because of H-cup boob jiggle and a plethora of "themed outfits" for the ladies, Pudgy....."

Pudgy: "Ooooh, right."