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    Default Your kid just got access to this site

    So your 13 year old just got their full access to join internet forums from you and have stumbled upon Eyes on Final Fantasy. They sign up and lo and behold, there's their mom or dad just posting away. A quick 'find all posts by this user' later and they have the full rundown of your entire EoFF career.

    What would they discover and what would your reaction be?

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    "Oh good, I'm glad it's not just me that my dad is a total sociopathic arsehole to."

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    I mean, I would say they'd be shocked at how much I objectify random hot guys, but they're going to find that out WAAAAY before they're 13. And they're already going to know I'm a lame nerdy type by that point. So... honestly I'd be surprised if they discover anything notable, to be honest. If you're reading this, future child, stop trawling your Dad's online past. It's weird and creepy, and I'm disappointed in you. Go to your room!

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    They'll think Mom and Dad are huge dorks, but that's some they would have already known. Mostly they'll think, "Jesus Christ Mom and Dad had too much time on their hands."

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    I'll never have children so this isn't a concern to me.

    (Future kid to future me: So you never wanted me huh...)


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    Wow. Mum is crazy and so is Dad.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    "Oh good, I'm glad it's not just me that my dad is a total sociopathic arsehole to."
    your kid has troutty grammar?

    My kid: "Wow, my mom is a thot."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    "Oh good, I'm glad it's not just me that my dad is a total sociopathic arsehole to."
    your kid has troutty grammar?

    My kid: "Wow, my mom is a thot."
    Jinx please explain why that sentence contains bad grammar in perfect detail so that my son, Pterodactyl, can learn from his mistakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    "Oh good, I'm glad it's not just me that my dad is a total sociopathic arsehole to."
    your kid has troutty grammar?

    My kid: "Wow, my mom is a thot."
    Jinx please explain why that sentence contains bad grammar in perfect detail so that my son, Pterodactyl, can learn from his mistakes
    Pterodactyl was right, I just read the sentence wrong. \o/



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    Why does Dad type in green, and what is that face?

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    "So this is where you've spent your whole life instead of being successful. We could be eating out of crystal, mom! If only you'd have got off the internet and did something with your life"

    my kid would be an asshole apparently.

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    I'd be so proud that mine and Mr. Carny's child would do something so nerdy as join a Final Fantasy forum.

    I don't think they'll see anything truly shocking, though it depends on how far back they're looking I guess.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    I'd be so proud that mine and Mr. Carny's child would do something so nerdy as join a Final Fantasy forum.

    I don't think they'll see anything truly shocking, though it depends on how far back they're looking I guess.
    What if Formy JR found the Balthier Rocks stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    I'd be so proud that mine and Mr. Carny's child would do something so nerdy as join a Final Fantasy forum.

    I don't think they'll see anything truly shocking, though it depends on how far back they're looking I guess.
    What if Formy JR found the Balthier Rocks stuff?
    What if? Ha! I'll make sure that's the first thing they see.
    Last edited by Mr. Carnelian; 08-23-2017 at 10:22 AM.

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    I don't think I've made an absolute fool of myself on here yet, but by the time my child would be of legal, forum browsing age I most likely would have in real life anyway.


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