“Have you been yearning to experience what FFXV would have been like if it had come out on the PS1? Well, now you can! We at Square Enix heard fans’ complaints that they wished FFXV had followed the example of the old classic FFs. So, we remade FFXV using the worst aspect of those old games, the graphics, and totally ignored all the things that made the old games good, like story and gameplay!! PLEASE BE EXCITED!!!”