Its too late, Carny. You have ruined everything forever. You must now but forty thousand microwaves to create a mini black hole and erase yourself from existence. Only then will the dates be appeased.
0 - I just hope it doesn’t explode
1 - There’s still 4 prongs per fork *shrugs
2-5 - As long as they’re strategically placed...
6-10 - It says “several” and I’m sticking to it
11-20 - Can’t be too careful...
21-50 - Full Catherine Tramell. Meat inside is re-killed.
Its too late, Carny. You have ruined everything forever. You must now but forty thousand microwaves to create a mini black hole and erase yourself from existence. Only then will the dates be appeased.
Originally Posted by gasher
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft knob. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ur ina proper mess knob.
I pretty much never do those microwaveable meals, but I usually just take the top off completely or cut slits into the plastic with a knife. I prefer reheating stuff on the stove, but I usually reheat in the microwave lately since it is faster.
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