Dead.

Climate change will continue unabated because too many rich people said it wasn't real, and this will cause food shortages. This will have a major impact on the UK's precarious food supply chain which is already heavily reliant on imported food and presumably this will have not have recovered from the Brexit troutshow either. The shortages will lead to prolonged civil unrest over the summer of 2026 with raiding and looting for food becoming rife across the UK until HM Government is able to restore order through martial law and enforced rationing.

Unfortunately this will come too late for your old pal Psychotic. I will have my noggin smashed in by a 17 year old lad in a grey Kappa tracksuit wielding a brick as I valiantly try to defend my last precious can of tinned peaches. I will be lying in my own blood and excrement for three days before dying aged 39 years and 3 months.

looking forward to it tbh should be a banger