Quote Originally Posted by Mr Gashtacular View Post
It's against your rules, but I would immediately resort to crime.
Not against the rules! Crime to your hearts content, my friend.

Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
lock bubba in a cage touch his skin and then helicopter dick at him for 60 years until he dies of old age.
Jokes on you, pal. I’m a nudist now so you wouldn’t be able to get me in the cage in the first place.

EDIT: I suppose you could just wear gloves... well luckily I’ve been working from home in a tiny back bedroom for over a year. Being in a cage would make no difference to me whatsoever. Plus, I get free windmilling penis entertainment.