Is a cucumber considered natural?Originally Posted by Christmas
Sex toys. Natural is the best.
I'm only raising this because I found a cucumber wrapped in a condom in the woods near my house, wanted to share that with someone and I guess EoFF has won this dubious honour.
I need EOFF's greatest detective to discover who's responsible for this cucumber.
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sup, anyone found my cucumber?
Well that was the shortest case we've ever seen on the Eyes on police force.
No one cares about the condom?
Agreed, let's practice safe salad, guys.
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Outside of people getting cuc'd, I hate how large phones have become.
I'm on a pretty old iPhone because I can't find a new phone that fits my needs and isn't gigantic.
I feel sorry for all the ladies running what is really a tablet being passed off as a phone, hanging 3/4 out of their already tiny lady-pockets. I think large phones, combined with 90's aesthetic probably about to make a comeback, will lead to the return of cargo pants being popular again.
practice safe lunch; use a condiment
I condemn smartphones and will be moving to a dumb phone once my Pixel dies.
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