2021-22 English Football Thread

[Old Manus]

Will the EPL Franchise Division League trophy return to the Emptyhad or Klanfield? Is the quadruple STILL ON? Will Steve Cooper fail at two consecutive playoff finals? Are we now officially too old to banter about Moyes?

[Spuuky]

I don't care as long as Manchester United continues to be an embarrassment. I hope it never ends.

[Psychotic]

Is the quadruple STILL ON?

Oh I'm mad as hell about this quadruple business.

It was smurfing over. We won the god damn league. It was done. No more endless media and punditry hype whenever we were near the top from February onwards until it inevtiably went tits up. The banter and roasting offline, online, via text, whenever we crashed and burned, nah, all of you can smurf off you have nothing you can say anymore. Maybe the odd sad attempt at covid champions or only won one league title banter but they never really went anywhere. Over. smurfing gone mate. Best of all, my blood pressure, my heart, my clenched anus, all of it, could just finally RELAX.

I could enjoy lovely Nat Phillips and beautiful Divock Origi and Alisson scoring headers in peace.

now

now this smurfing trout

i didn't ask for this

why are they smurfing doing this to me

[A Pint of Quinness]

I don't care as long as Manchester United continues to be an embarrassment. I hope it never ends.

Harry Maguire is the best playmaker in the league.