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    Default Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

    What's up with that?
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    The only time I've heard it called a parkway is in Mario Kart 64. It's a freeway.

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    It's called a road unless it's a big road in which case it's called a motorway.

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    Why is your Avatar pinching its nipples?

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    wtf is a parkway

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    smdh all these fools who didn't live their entire life in and understand all of the cultural references of the New York-Newark/Jersey City-Western CT NY-NJ-CT Metro Area, like me, the Eoff's very own New York-Newark/Jersey City-Western CT NY-NJ-CT Metro Area Poster
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    Where the smurf do you people even live? The ''Toilet'' City??
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    I am SO happy that I have famously lived my entire life in the only place in the world with any culture worth speaking about. You plebs. *farting and toilet flushing noises, representing where you all live your pathetic lives*
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    Hsu you have exactly 12,000 posts and now you can never post again because that is too perfect.

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    Or is your avatar fondling with its balls?

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