Quote Originally Posted by Spuuky View Post
Not sure how to answer because Erling Haaland is indeed a holy love cyborg from outer space and Mbappe isn't fit to clean his boots, and Man City will undoubtedly win the league, but also I hate them deeply.

My main hope is that Leeds or even better Brentford can sneak into a top 5 spot somehow, but realistically of course that will not happen.

For the sake of "not picking Man City" I'm going with Spurs for the beautiful Son.
Well you can at least look forward to us once again contriving to bottle the Champion's league in one comical fashion or another! Personally this year I think it's going to end up with us getting dumped out by Barcelona because I hate them and they are a colossal bunch of tits but their obsession with us combined with our typical City power that has now settled onto our CL campaigns is going to come together to manifest our nightmare of the beautiful Bernardo dumping us for them. It's going to happen and I hate it.

I just hope they don't actually win anything and their lever pulling gamble results in the most spectacular Leeds implosion of all time

Also yes I have been besotted with Erling for a while now as Krakow Paul knows, and always knew there was a good chance he was going to end up with us but...I don't know. Aside from just being a goalscoring monster he has that special sauce about him that just, I am already deeply in love with him. Boyhood City fan, walked into our squad with all this comedy "Oh ho ho is it going to be Haaland or Darwin" nonsense, calmly mirrors and then outdoes Sergio on the pitch, and then promptly swears on live TV like Micah and Super Mario Balotelli. It really was destiny with him and us and as much as I love our guys, this is the first time in a while that a player has wormed his way into that deep part of my soul as a fan. I am very much looking forward to this ride!

Which reminds me, I do still love Mbappe for his part in the humiliation of Madrid in the transfer window.