I'm suspicious of the Ten Hag mini-revival at United because he may be decent as a manager, but behind the scenes it's a shambles of a club still. I genuinely believe, with no hint of arrogance or delusion, that if you dropped me into that club at a directorial level, me, an actual idiot, I would do a better job.

Also, Liverpool to come 7th this year and 1st next (NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR 2) you heard it here first.