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    Default HI THERE RACOON CITY

    http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    I'm seeing Umbrella corporation here. 100%

    I know this is news, and I thought about putting it in Eyes on the World, but really, I don't want a serious topic

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    Uh oh. Sounds like a zombie crisis is upon us! Board up your windows and stockpile food, or, even better, withdraw to a remote location and build a heavily fortified and wellstocked fallout bunker! ACT NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES TAKE OVER!
    Eyes on me.

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    OMG! TEH ZoMBiez wILL KilL us ALLS!

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    FREEZE!
    *whirr, whirr*....*whirr, whirr*
    No, Don't, Shoot! I'm, Hum-an!
    *whirr, whirr*...*whirr, whirr*

    Pity about the window though.
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    Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams
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    MY TIME HAS COME!
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    Zombies are coming!? *hides*

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    "Freeze! Who are you!? What are you doing here!?"

    "Hold your fire! I'm a Human!"

    *looks closely just to be sure*

    "*sigh* Sorry about that. I thought you were one of them!"

    "What's going on in this town?"

    "Hold on a second. *locks door* I haven't got a clue. By the time I noticed something was wrong, the entire city was infested with zombies!"
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    Blood? I hope this isn't Chris' blood...

    Anyway, any time soon there'll be a Jibble sandwich coming along too.

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    When there's no more room in Hell... the dead will walk the earth.
    Eyes on me.

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    Barry: Wow, one more second and you'd fit nicely into a Sandwich!

    Jill: Yeah, you're right! Thank you, Barry! But what are you doing in this side of the mansion?!!?!?? are you working for wesker that has kidnapped your children and forcing you to cooperate, or did you just leave the dining hall to search other areas?

    Barry: Err, the last one.

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    "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
    Well, at least they're trying. Cut them some slack.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    All your link are not working for us.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    Cue hot girl in skimpy costume armed only with a pistol to save the world. Again. THIS TIME THE ZOMBIES CAN WALK UP STAIRS!


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMKA
    All your link are not working for us.
    Thats because who ever decided to host it took it down probably. The news story was obviously a fake.

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    -loads my shot gun with sluger bullets-

    "Quick in the bunker"

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