There's no bribery involved. I won the same way I won last time: The efforts of my campaign manager, Pureghetto. He's unavailable for comment, but if he did have a comment to make, it would probably feature three of the following:

"ASL?" "You're fat!" "Azn!" "AZN PRIDE YO!" "I don't like you!" "69/F/UK" "^_____^"

Thanks to all who voted for and congratulated me.